For the Girls

  • Orgasm & Sexual release is known to lower the risk of stroke, breast cancer, heart disease and depression
  • 80% of women orgasm from clitoral vibrators rather than inserting into the vagina
  • The “average” vagina is 3 to 4 inches long but can expand by around 200% when aroused
  • 1% of women achieve orgasm from breast stimulation alone
  • The part of the brain that triggers fear and anxiety shuts down during female orgasm
  • Women with higher levels of testosterone are generally more interested in masturbation rather than partnered sex
  • The average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds, that is 4 times longer than the average male orgasm
  • There are around 1000 euphemisms in the English language for the vagina
  • On average, women think about sex at least 10 times per day
  • A satisfying orgasm for females makes their hair shinier and gives a subtle, natural glow to the skin due to the excess oestrogen produced
  • Women are susceptible to “blue balls” or the more technical term Vasoconstriction from the lack of sexual release
  • Misdiagnosed as Hysteria in the 19th century, Menstruation can be credited with the invention of the vibrator. It was designed as a massage device to calm the patients “hysteria” during their menstrual cycle
  • Ever wondered what the record for the most female orgasms was?? The most female orgasms in one hour has been recorded as 134
  • The term “vulva” is used to incorporate the collective organs of the vagina together
  • The sole purpose of the clitoris is to create pleasure, it has no other purpose beyond that
  • The title Clitoris is derived from the Greek word for Key, enough said!
  • A substance called Squalene, present in female ejaculate, is also found in the liver of sharks
  • A woman’s breasts can increase in size when feeling sexual excitement, up to around 25% in some cases
  • Women have the ability to make their voices sexier but men do not have this talent
  • Ladies have the upper hand in the sex stakes, having sex on average of 17% more than men
  • Women have been known to orgasm through exercising and also from doing yoga
  • There is a Russian woman who can lift 14kg of weight with her vagina
  • The Rabbit vibrator was designed in Japan where, at the time, it was illegal to create any style of sex toy that looked like a penis
  • Women have been known to use anything from electric toothbrushes to washing machine as vibrators in the pursuit of sexual release
  • The females desire for sex peaks just before her menstrual cycle
  • Mix it up in the bedroom, women who employ more than one style of sex during intercourse have orgasms more frequently
  • Females buy half of all condoms sold
  • Women in Uganda adorn their labia with a collection of herbs in hopes of elongating them to attract potential mates
  • The unedited version of Anne Franks Diary include much talk on the topic of masturbation and menstruation it is reported

For the Boys

  • Approximately 2200 cases of injury to the penis from zippers present themselves at hospitals per year
  • 8% of males worldwide have an extra nipple or “nubbin”
  • The Aztec word for testes or testicle is Avocado
  • 30% of men in the world are circumcised
  • Enlarged pupils in females make the male of the species more sexually attracted to them
  • 70% of men will not engage in sex play with a female if she is menstruating
  • Ever wondered why Greek statues have smaller penises in proportion to their body size? Ancient Greeks regarded smaller penises as the preferred proportion to those of larger measures.
  • During copulation, the male octopus removes his own penis and throws his member at the female who fertilises her own eggs, fear not though as the male grows a replacement penis
  • Autofellatio or “Self Sucking” is possible for 1 in every 400 human males
  • On average, men have around 11 erections in any 1 day
  • Semen is considered to be an anti-ageing treatment due to its tightening effect on the skin
  • Wondering what the average penis length is? 5 to 5.7 when erect is considered average
  • The shelf life of a condom is 2 years, those kept in wallets foe over a month are more susceptible to breaking
  • There are around 5 calories in 1 teaspoon of your semen
  • Men daydream about sex on average around 19 times per day
  • The chances of getting prostate cancer are reduced by having at least 4 orgasms per week
  • The initial spurt of ejaculate is 45km/h, faster than the world record dash which is 36.85km/h
  • Over 30 different substances are found in semen – Nitrogen, Fructose, Inositol, Cholesterol, Citric Acid, Vitamin B12, Uric Acid, Urea, Sorbitol, Glutathione, Absorbic Acid, Creatine, Lactic Acid, Pyurvic Acid, Salts & various enzymes
  • 2-5 million sperm are released in each ejaculation
  • Approximately 17litres of semen are ejaculated during the average male’s lifetime
  • Straight men tend to have smaller penises than those of their homosexual brethren
  • Penile enlargement by surgical procedure on average only adds around 1/2 an inch
  • Majority of men’s testicles hang lower on the left than the right
  • Around 79% of men are “growers”, leaving 21% to be “showers”
  • There is actually a term for male menopause – Andropause
  • Kegel exercises are not just for women. Men who do kegel exercises report more powerful orgasm, have less prostate issues and even improvements in premature ejaculation
  • Some men can reach sexual release after 2 minutes of masturbation
  • Depending on age, fitness level and lifestyle choices the rest period between orgasms can range from 1 minute to 1 hour
  • The male G-Spot is located, on average, 2 inches inside the anus. Stimulation of this nub of happiness during sex play can produce never before experienced orgasms
  • 1 sperm can contain 37.5mb of the male’s genetic information
  • Straight men make up the majority of those searching for transgender pornography

For Everybody

  • The tingling, sexual sensation derived from nipple play travels to the same part of the brain as those sensations from the vagina, clitoris and penis.
  • Lower cholesterol relates to better sexual performance
  • The Clitoris has approximately 8000 nerve endings, the penis has 4000 and, like fingerprints, it is different in each individual
  • The use of lubricants in sex play actually makes it 50% easier for humans to reach orgasm
  • Transient amnesia (temporary memory loss) has been reported to happen after some cases of wild sex play
  • Deep, rhythmic breathing during intercourse increases oxygen flow throughout the body and arousal is then heightened
  • Approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse happen around the world in any one day
  • Convincingly lying is harder with a person you find sexually arousing
  • How long does the average person spend kissing in their lifetime? 336hrs
  • It is illegal to masturbate in Indonesia with the penalty being decapitation
  • The sweat produced during sex play reduces your chances of dermatitis, blemishes and itchy skin inflammation
  • Viagra was first released in 1998 making the company over $410 million in the first 3 months of release
  • Sex is an organic antihistamine, helping combat respiratory symptoms
  • More men than women admit to having sexual relations of some form in their workplace
  • Ever wondered why it’s called a Blow Job? In Victorian times a prostitute was known as a “blowsy” and a euphemism for ejaculating was “blow” hence the term Blow Job
  • The King of England, in very historic times, coined the phrase “Fuck” meaning Fornication under Command of the King, due to severe under population from wars and natural disasters
  • Recorder as a mental deficiency up until 1973, homosexuality has now been re-listed as a sexual orientation and not an illness
  • The second most common place to have sex, with the first being the bedroom, is an auto-mobile
  • 28% of Australians have participated in a threesome
  • Those we perceive as smelling good automatically become more attractive
  • People into kinkier sex are assumed to be psychologically healthier
  • The human pain threshold can increase dramatically when we are aroused
  • Endorphins released during sex play or masturbation create feelings akin to the euphoric feelings created by opiates but is a much safer practice
  • It is recommended that you urinate as soon as possible after sex as this reduces the risk of urinary tract infection
  • The Kama Sutra lists at least 30 types of kissing
  • The average sexual experience lasts around 37 mins, this incorporates foreplay and intercourse
  • Regular sexual activity is known to slightly boost your immune system
  • Men burn around 100-200 calories in one sex session whereas women burn around 69 calories
  • Sexual release is 10 times more effective than valium at tranquilising. Making it the safest as well